Welshman : Apparently they were travelling abroad and they picked up some hitchhikers.
Surgeon : Drill.
Man : Oh God!
Wife : Wake up you're dreaming.
Man: What?
Wife : You're dreaming.
Man : We were moving away from the border.
Wife :  What border? Go back to sleep.
Hells Angel : Have a nice day.
Wife : Huh?
Hells Angel : Have a nice day.
 

We were moving away from the border
Looking for somewhere to sleep
The two of us sharing the driving
Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat

Hitchhiker: Hello.

I sneaked a quick look in the mirror
She gave me a smile
I said: Is anyone hungry?
Should we stop for a while?

So we pulled off into a layby
Her dress blew up over her head
I said: Would you like to come with me?
She said something foreign under her breath
And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
I thought to myself she's much to good for him
I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
She said...

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